ISSUE #102

Remix Ing

Why do you oppose me?  Your positive attitude toward life is contrary to mine but is it necessary? So then you are against me, the way I live, or just my choices in life.  If bad thoughts lead to bad choices, can I assume that your good thoughts are why you never make bad choices?  If my thoughts are in error then you are right to disagree with me but can you say that I live my life in error?  If this perspective corrupts my every thought can yours oppose and correct at the same time? What makes your way essential and mine secondary?  Let us meet in the middle at zero and I’m sure that we will accomplish something positive. 

Opposition is not a weapon it is a position. Dissention can only be corrected with education and patience.  No man is always right but some are often wrong.  The world provides for experience and patience through the encounters we face everyday.  I am Mr. Negative who are you? 

One of my favorite things to do is rewrite or remix hip hop/ R&B song Lyrics.  Let’s have some fun together.

Alicia Keys, Young Buck, Cam’ron, Mario, Biggie, Jay-Z, Amil, Avant, Counting Crows, Heather Headley, Sarah McLachlan, DMX, Near the Cross, Kenny Rogers, Hank Williams Jr., Miles Davis, Nora Jones, Coldplay, Chris Brown, Shakira

 

By Mr. Negative

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Shakira: Hips don’t Lie

 

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the Remix King up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shakira, Shakira

[Remix King]
Shakira the way you move
Got me want’n to make that move
Walk over to you and dance with you
Find my own groove by talking to you
And on certain instances just finish you sentences
Your private dances have me speaking different languages

You make a man want to speak Spanglish
Como se llama, hey baby mi casa, no maybe
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

[Remix King]
Your hips can’t lie still
What I’m feeling can’t be real
They real wide our eyes collide
Your arms surround me, my hands on your side
We on the outside thinking bout the inside
The music died so let’s ride

I never really knew that she could dance like this
You make a man want to speak Spanglish
Como se llama, hey baby mi casa, no maybe
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

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Baila en la calle de día

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